* This idea is taken from the brilliant Sassy Curmudgeon
Dear Neighbor,
Turn down your music. No one, and by no one I mean me, wants to hear it. Especially on a Wednesday night during the middle of finals week. When you play your music loudly on the weekends I forgive you, because even though I act like it, I am not an old lady. I am a 21 year old who is supposedly in the best years of her life and I should in theory be out partying and having the time of my life, blah, blah, blah. Instead I am sitting on my couch in my pajamas watching another romantic comedy (I have an awesome life, don’t judge.) Since I don’t want to turn into the bitchy old lady at 21, I will let the loud music slide on the weekends. On the weekends though, not in the middle of the week. All I want to do is sleep, instead I am listening to the thump thump of your bass and singing that sounds like dying cats. (Seriously, what the hell are you listening to?) If it wasn’t below freezing outside and I wasn’t all snuggled up in my bed I would march over there and give you a piece of my mind. Maybe even kick you in the balls for causing me to have to leave my bed. You have been warned. Next time you might not be so lucky.
Sincerely,
Your grumpy and tired neighbor
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