Finals Week

I hate finals week, and it isn’t for the reasons you would think.  Yes I hate the tests and papers but if I am honest those are more annoying than anything.  I have known about these tests and papers since the first day of the semester.  I have had time to prepare these assignments, usually I don’t, but I have had the time.  So this is not a surprise.
    What I really hate is the library, and once again not for the reasons you might think.  I don’t study in the library, never have, never will.  The library is my work place and that is all.  I watch the library all semester with barely anyone in it, but once finals rolls around everyone and their dog is setting up camp.  When I work I like to listen to my musicals play list and dance around and sing in the stacks.  During finals there are people scattered throughout the stacks studying.  There are people hanging out on my stage, how rude.  These people are hogging my spotlight.  However, do these people stop me from performing?  Oh no.  Now I just have to watch out and make sure I don’t accidentally booty bump a studying student.  Those lucky bitches get to see me perform.

I really wish I could of made this into a dramatic poem.  Or a rap